Nocturnal emissions...
Get your mind out of the gutter ya perVs...this is NOT what I'm talking about tonight. Although I'm sure some of my loyal readers know the perVersions of which I speak, tonight I'm off on a tangent. First, let me put it out there, that there WILL BE a mamatography post later in the day so today is a twofer. So now that I've gotten that little bit of info off my chest I can move on. If you know me from facebook, or any of the facebook groups I admin for, you know I've been bitching NON STOP about my ass crack issues. Better known as, my pilonidal cyst. I think this fucker just might kill me. Have I mentioned that I have a ridiculous cardiac response to extreme pain? My blood pressure and heart rate shoot through the roof. There is nothing I can do about this. I can't just breathe through it for all the well intentions of the people that tell me I can. A few deep breaths would be so much easier and cheaper and faster and truthfully pro...