Lentils look like shit if you puree them...
So I made hot dogs for dinner with a new (to me) propane grill that I was gifted and I didn't want to feed mr peanuts all those nitrates and salt and crap. I decided that I'd at least feed one kid something healthy. So I got out my tiny little Paula Dean (sp?) pan and concocted a lentil slush for him. He normally doesn't like purees at all so I wasn't 100% sure he's actually eat it but I have a pregnant dog so I knew that SOMEONE would and it would be ok. I took a couple of frozen asparagus stalks, a handful of baby carrots, and a half a cup of so of lentils and cooked it all together with a spoonful of coconut oil for fats. It smelled good. Earthy and yummy smelling. I got out the immersion blender and mushed that crap up. It looked like diarrhea. I tasted it, and it was fucking nasty. Smelled like it'd be good, but to me it wasn't. It was SOOOOOO bland!!! I put some garlic powder in it and it tasted bette...