A Literal Pain In My Butt...
Yep, you guessed it, I'm gonna talk about my ass again. I wish it was back in the days when talking about my ass meant that it was a thousand men at once drooling over my bottom and telling me how great I looked. Looked, past tense. I don't think any of me looks that great any more. For those of you not in the know, for a good long while I was an adult entertainer. Of the webcam variety. Like a stripper, but on a webcam and with "extras". I'm sure a lot of you wouldn't be proud of that. I'm sure a lot of you will actually think less of me now for even knowing it, but you know what? I enjoyed the job. It was from home, in the comfort of my own bedroom, I made my own hours and I made some damn good money doing it. My husband thought it was awesome because I was the kind of woman men paid to look at from afar. I was the kind of woman even other women paid to view. I was ranked pretty high on the paid sites ...