A Long Time Ago In A Land Far Away...
A long time ago in a land far far away I was an unruly teenager terrorizing the Antelope Valley. I worked two jobs to support myself and my habits and no kids because I didn't want them. I don't particularly like children. I babysat as a kid, because didn't we all back then? But I didn't even like myself as a kid, let alone want to make more people like me. Then one day I woke up doubled over in pain and my gallbladder was full of stones and I ended up needing emergency surgery to remove it. When they went in there, they took my appendix out too because it's just something they did in the early nineties. When they did that they accidentally or on purpose severed the Fallopian tube on their way down. They explained due to the scar tissue and adhesions they saw on my left ovary and tube in other procedures they said I would never have kids. They were wrong. Six weeks later I conceived my daughter. I didn't figure that out for quite som...