It's about that time...

Well, it's that time of year again, the holiday season.  Yay.  I love the holidays (note the massive sarcasm there).  I don't look forward to them, in fact I can't wait until they are over.  I can't stand the fact that they are all about how much money you can spend, especially considering I never have any. 

As always I get to start this season off with a fucking bang.  My dog had puppies about 2 weeks ago (12 days to be exact) and as much as I KNOW I'm a terrible pet owner for not having them fixed yet, shit happens and now I have to suck it up and deal with it.

Seven of them, and the best thing I can say is that at least she didn't have them in the middle of the night and all of them lived.

Moving on, holidays starting with a bang, but not that it matters because no one ever comes here anyway so I could have a zillion puppies and no one would know about it.  I'm not sure why exactly, I guess I give off a "don't come to my house" kind of vibe, I dunno, I just know that sometimes it sucks to want company and know that no one wants to be at your house.  I guess it's partly because it smells funky, but 50 year old carpet and a mini zoo and it's gonna.  That's ok, at least I don't have to clean.

So, beyond that, I've been spending a concentrated amount of time every day getting free or nearly free shit online.  It's been a lot of fun for me.  My sometimes very ungrateful family doesn't seem to enjoy it as much as me, but I don't care, it's a great time waster and I feel like a little kid when the mail comes and it's not all bills addressed to the "estate of...".  I've gotten a stylus for my ipad (still waiting for it), a little led light that fits in your wallet, a netti pot type thing, a bunch of samples of stuff including teas, coffees and spices and I was picked to do a couple online reviews of products so you'll be seeing those in upcoming blogs.  One of them is for children's Advil of all things...lil ole me gets to do a product review for ADVIL!!  I'm cool (not).

I also ordered some environmentally friendly diapers for the Phiz man.  They cost a little bit more than pampers (I'm a diaper snob because my babies have sensitive skin) but they are amazingly cute and they don't smell dank nasty when they get wet, they just smell like...get this...pee.  They come in other patterns but our trial bag was the skulls, check these out :)

Are those not the cutest disposable diapers you've ever seen?  They're from a company started by Jessica Alba called The Honest Company.  Here's a link in case you wanna check them out.   They have some promo codes, easy to come by but I didn't use them so I'm not sure how they work cuz my order was less than $20.

So, I hate holidays, my dog had puppies, I got a buncha free shit online and I bought some really cute dipes from Jessica Alba's company, I don't think I missed anything for all both of you that might read this LOL.

Until next time...
J




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